parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
"Stop spending all your time on the internet"
"We’re out of chicken nuggets"
"That little kid just pissed all over your carpet"
"You have 4 essays due tomorrow"
"You’re an adult you can call people yourself now"
"It’s not that hard to socialise just talk to people"
- Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
- Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.
its-my-biology-its-my-decision asked: Cophine!
who cooks normally?: cosima cant cook for shit. delphine is okay at it but she is kind of a sucker for those “let’s make out instead of worrying about proper nutrition” eyes that cosima gives her so they have a lot of take out. and wine. lots of wine.
how often do they fight? cosima is sensitive sometimes and Delphine is hella fine so there’s a lot of jealousy when other people try to hit on her. but cosima doesnt really start fights over it, it just kinda eats away at her for a while. sometimes that leads to arguments over stupid stuff.
what do they do when they’re away from each other? the pining is pathetic. cosima gets high and texts her about 38 times an hour and delphine just keeps a little notepad of all the interesting things she wants to tell cosima next time they see each other. usually science things.
nicknames for each other?: delphine uses a lot of french nicknames for cosima and the accent drives cosima crazy like holy watershed my girlfriend is french how am i ever supposed to write a dissertation
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: delphine. cosima interns and delphine is the only one with a paying job (morally ambigous as that job may be) and when/if cosima starts working for DYAD she sure as hell isn’t gonna spend her own money on dinner i mean if she’s gonna get caught up in an illegal human cloning experiment she might as well get a hot date out of it right?
who steals the covers at night?: delphine is a polite sleeper. she stays in one spot for the most part. but cosima is a bit of a tornado at night. im pretty sure she dreams in science and experiments and just tosses around a lot. they compromise by cuddling cause its the only time cosima ever stays still (and delphine doesnt freeze)
what would they get each other for gifts?: fucking nerdy things okay like beakers with a heart on them its just all sciencey stuff
who remembers things?: delphine remembers everything and cosima can get a bit scatter brained sometimes. she always remembers in time though
who cusses more? delphine cusses a lot in french
who kissed who first?: c o s i m a ”let me just subtly check if youre gay by ruining your life with one kiss” n i e h a u s